Damn right. Who needs designers? Designing a good advert is as easy as pie. So why waste money getting a so-called “professional” graphic designer to create your website or advertising campaign when you could do it yourself using Microsoft Word or Corel clip-art.
And if that sounds like too much hassle, you need these products:
- Make My Logo Bigger Cream
- Whitespace Eliminator
- Starburst Dust
- Fluorescentciser
- The Emotionator
An if you don’t believe me, just check out the website.
(This reminds me of my days working in a recording studio. I remember there was a client who wanted the track to be more ‘funky’. The reply was “Sure, I’ll just press the Funky Button”.)